May 2013
8 tags
What do you do when you want someone who’s so out of your league?
Whenever I’m alone I drown myself in my thoughts, but when I’m around other people I feel uncomfortable and self conscious. I can never win, I’m unhappy no matter what.
thegodofmischiefmanaged:
kawaiirubbish:
kawaiisquad:
Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
endthymes:
“does anyone else-” yes
“am i the only one who-” no
“is it weird that i-” probably not
shutupaubrey:
shutupaubrey:
have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy
jesuschristvevo:
brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment
a poem about bugs
pizza-butts:
if it can fly
it should die
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
